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his is the story of Mistletoe Guy. A fun, sociable, decent looking guy with the goal to set out around the Twin Cities collecting kisses. These are no ordinary kisses however. For each kiss he receives, $1 is donated to the Jeremiah Program, a leading non-profit organization proven to help single mothers and their children break the cycle of generational poverty.
‘Twas the night before Kissmas, and all through the town
not a kissee was stirring, they had all just laid down;
The mistletoe was trimmed and ready to rock,
freshly glistening near the bedside clock
Mistletoe Guy was nestled all snuggly in bed,
with visions of helping a local charity fresh in his head;
The kiss counter reset and stickers stacked ever so neat,
the staple red bow tie was ready to make him look sweet.
7:00PM - 10:00PM
On day one he awoke with a twist,
off to St. Paul with big things on his list.
A Santa Crawl & Amsterdam Bar today,
breaking world records the Kissmas way.
11:00AM - 12:00PM
On day two the weather was snowing,
outside the dome the wind was blowing.
Mistletoe Guy's staying warm,
collecting kisses in true mistletoe form.
5:00PM - 8:00PM
Off to the U of M campus for Kissmas night three,
with all this fresh snow he could probably ski.
Stopping in to say hi at the local sororities,
kisses for charity atop his list of priorities.
9:00PM - 11:00PM
A slight change of plans is now underway,
a show at First Ave fit so perfectly today.
This is no ordinary rock show however,
it's the El Vez Mex-mas Kissmas Endeavor.
7:00PM - 10:00PM
The gameplan today is kisses of course,
a quick pick & roll - gotta hit 'em with force.
In search of a kiss from a slam dunkin' Crunch,
he's sure it'll happen, call it a mistletoe hunch.
6:30PM - 9:00PM
Off tonight to Jeremiah Program's aid,
blowing kisses and waving in the holiday parade.
Look at all the shining & twinkling lights,
Mistletoe Guy's bowtie glowing ever so bright.
8:30AM - 10:00AM
Out 'n about early with his usual glow,
recording a piece for the local WCCO.
Discussing the spirit of the Kissmas brand,
while lending Jeremiah Program a helping hand.
8:00PM - 11:00PM
Headed to the West End with kisses to get,
all dressed up in his snazzy mistletoe kit.
His black suit making the red bow tie pop,
and a contraption ensuring the mistletoe won't flop.
8:00PM - 10:00PM
Mistletoe Guy's getting close to his mark,
checking out Holiday Lights in the Park.
All the twinkling & blinking, oh what a sight,
he just nods with a wink and a smile so bright.
6:00PM - 9:00PM
Three more days left, it happened so fast,
bowling tonight with a blast from the past.
Mistletoe Guy will be the one hitting the strikes,
all while collecting kisses and Facebook likes.
8:00PM - 9:00PM
The jokes are ready for a Kissmas bit,
he practiced all night so he won't forget.
His mistletoe humor is oh so fine,
wait 'til you hear the quality punch line.
Live at 5:00PM
Coming up next; the final two kisses live at five,
Frank & Amelia happy to help this charity drive.
One last thing Mistletoe guy needs to recite,
Merry Kissmas to all, and to all a good-night!